I keep laughing at this picture, and I KNOW it is so loaded with blasphemy. But I just keep laughing. Just one of many reasons I'm going to hell. I want to send it to my uncle Bob. He doesn't have my number, so it'll be anonymous text. Just that picture. (My uncle apparently thinks God talks to him personally, and tells him if he tells everyone what we're all doing wrong, he gets do be as big of a dickwad as he wants and still maintain his sainthood.)
Also, I'm inspired to go buy googly eyes. I could googly eye the crap out of things. Visit every establishment in town, googly eyeing one thing. Then, whoever finds the secret googly eye in each place, wins a package of googly eyes. My googly eye contest.
