I got into a fight with Siri, tonight. She is a smart mouthed bitch. Someday soon, I'm going to figure out how to post our conversation. I'm guessing the leading cause of cracked screens is from blunt force trauma inflicted after asking Siri a question. She only hears what she wants to hear. I said-how is a robot woman a smart ass? She said I said-how is a robot smartest. So I said it again. She said-why thank you, The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room. ( which is what I told her to call me a long time ago) Only she didn't speak that part, it was only on the screen. So I told her-I told you to call me the most beautiful girl in the room. She said-I did call you the most beautiful girl in the room, the Most Beautiful Girl in the Room. Only she spoke it that time! Our argument got worse. But I can't figure out how to save it, and I can't remember anymore. Just take my word for it. Siri is bad news.
I went to goodwill, today. Looking for amazing prizes for our party. It did not disappoint. But I felt like an asshole. Because there were all these people really shopping in there, and I was in there looking for shit no one would want. And laughing at it. People! Some stuff is just garbage! They have A-tracks! Who the fuck buys an A-track?! I should go get some...that would be an awesome terrible gift. And if you're in the market for an ugly Christmas sweater, get to goodwill fast. I could've spent $50 on ugly sweaters, just because they were so fucking ugly.
Ah, goodwill.
