Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Urethral highness.

Well, she had a full time job? So I have to have a full time job for that to happen?? I'm so perplexed by that statement. So if I had a full time job, I would get more help around the house? As if having kids home ALL the time isn't a full time job?
Had a thought. I'm the bathroom. But it vanished on my walk to the garage. I think it had something to do with your urethra being stoned. 
Even if it wasn't, that's a good point. Peeing when you're high takes forever. You feel like you're going to piss yourself, so you jet to the bathroom, and you expect to have a hard stream, but it's more like someone left the faucet slightly on. It's a dribble. So you prob your head up on your hand, with your elbow resting on your thigh, and stare into space. Someday, I'll be done peeing. You have to wait until the second or third time of pee stopping, before you can trust that you're done. Someone just keeps fucking with that faucet. Then, finally, you're done. So you're free to go drink two bottles of water in a half hour. 
I don't have to get a kid his "drank" at 6:30 am tomorrow! I can sleep!! So I'm going to bed RIGHT NOW. 

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