Support ribbons...

I am going to start a business making support ribbons, but only mean ribbons. There are too many awareness ribbons. IBS survivor. Bad parenting survivor.  Asshole children survivor. Road rage survivor. Halitosis awareness. Soft enamel awareness. Micropenis awareness. Triple nipple awareness. Nagging wife survivor. Too tight socks awareness. Empty toilet paper roll awareness. Substitute teaching survivor. Obesity veteran. Abortion survivor. Douchebag veteran. Eye booger awareness. Hanging chad awareness. Sun Chip survivor. Spider awAreness. I support our crackheads. Bring our rapists home! Munchies survivor. Cottonmouth awareness. Shitty neighbor survivor. I support the  Lottery winning handicapped. Brain cell deficiency awareness. Nigger awareness. Waterskiing/stuck tampon awareness. Foreign exchange student survivor. Asian driver awareness, rook out!  Chabby awareness. I support juvenile delinquents. Marriage survivor. Brat kid awareness. Walmart survivor. Bad beer survivor.