Showing posts with label douchebag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label douchebag. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Douchey Spider-Man

J was kind enough to inform me that the editor of a movie is the person who puts all the scenes together. Not the person who watches the movie and tells the writers/directors or whoever that doesn't make any sense, or why is that guy wearing a wrist watch in the 10th century, or this is embarrassingly horrible. THAT'S the job I want. Because I could be so good at it. There are parts to even my favorite movies that I can't even watch. Tombstone. Love it. That scene where Wyatt goes into the creek to fight curly bill, but they slo-mo it, and he says NO!! Way too many times!? I hate that part!! It's embarrassing. Braveheart and Mel gibson's patented crazy face? Love  the movie. Hate when he makes that face. My point is, someone really should've informed the makers of Spider-Man 3 that douchey Spidey was going to make everyone hate Spider-Man. If they would've make him a dick, knocking old people off the sidewalk, littering, asking girls for their numbers then dropping them on the ground. A dick. But he was a douche. Z was all about Spider-Man. And he was embarrassed. And he was 3 years old. Strutting Peter Parker was just bad. Could've been a great movie, but no one told them that douchebag Spidey, even tho it was really the venom suit, was going to make everyone root for sandman. Regular dorky Spider-Man was ok. We could handle that. 
Really. The job of telling movie makers and commercial makers their product is crap , should be MINE. 

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Support ribbons...

I am going to start a business making support ribbons, but only mean ribbons. There are too many awareness ribbons. IBS survivor. Bad parenting survivor.  Asshole children survivor. Road rage survivor. Halitosis awareness. Soft enamel awareness. Micropenis awareness. Triple nipple awareness. Nagging wife survivor. Too tight socks awareness. Empty toilet paper roll awareness. Substitute teaching survivor. Obesity veteran. Abortion survivor. Douchebag veteran. Eye booger awareness. Hanging chad awareness. Sun Chip survivor. Spider awAreness. I support our crackheads. Bring our rapists home! Munchies survivor. Cottonmouth awareness. Shitty neighbor survivor. I support the  Lottery winning handicapped. Brain cell deficiency awareness. Nigger awareness. Waterskiing/stuck tampon awareness. Foreign exchange student survivor. Asian driver awareness, rook out!  Chabby awareness. I support juvenile delinquents. Marriage survivor. Brat kid awareness. Walmart survivor. Bad beer survivor.