Autocorrect. Ugh.

At this moment, I am horribly annoyed with my autocorrect. It has gotten smart enough to always change duck to fuck. It just did three times. My phone is smart enough to have learned that I mostly mean to type fuck. It CAN'T, however stop interchanging words like if and of, not and bit, so and do, etc. And those are words that completely change the sentence, or just make you sound like retard. And reading my old blog posts makes me angry. Because of all the autocorrecting bullshit. I AM typing this in my little phone. That's my defense. Another example! I meant on! So this is my public apology. I'm really not an idiot.